Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jiggy was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Cape Breton Post. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, ‘So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead working in the bakery at the grocery store?’’ The father groans and whispers, ‘I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!’‘I sure did, Dad!’‘That’s my boy!’The son goes on to become a successful lawyer and then a Member of Parliament... ✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to Wyden ‎for this one!Where’s the cheese?Man brings mousetrap invention to patent office. It has a ramp leading up to a block of wood with a piece of cheese in the center of the block. There is a gap between the ramp and the block. It has a naked razor blade mounted upright.“The mouse smells the cheese and runs up the ramp to get it, but has to lean out over the blade to reach the cheese. The blade cuts his throat”, the proud inventor claims.“See here, now”, says. He came more then than ive ever seen. i slurped up all that i could and then he picked my face up and said lets go inside and he smiled. we ended up in his bedroom naked and he pulled out a box which had a few plugs and a small dildo i wasn't as surprised at this after what he asked .. hi asked me if i would bend over for him.. i listed thinking he was going to fuck me but he slipped a vibrating plug into my ass which felt amazing. i turned around and he slipped a condom on me and asked if i knew what he wanted.. i was embarrassed and excited because this would be the first time i would get to do the fucking.. he leaned back and lifted his legs in the air.. i saw his clean shaved hole and he looked at me ask asked "Ana pleas shove your cock in me" for the first time i felt the warmth of his tight hole wrapped around me. it felt so amazing and he just kept moaning and shaking as i fucked him and i was having an amazing time with the plug vibrating on my prostate.. he looked at me and.
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